Shapester 

An out of shape individual. One who does not exercise and their physical appearance is indicative of their sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary regimen. Pejorative. Term originated in New York City metro area.

Person 1: "Ah man, that's a fucking shapester."
Person 2: "Yeh, there is no good reason that she should be dressed like that."

Shapester by Ljer37 May 26, 2008

Shapester 

Shapesters are oftentimes flow artists, performers who draw shapes on space and time using lights or flames.

The word may also refer to anyone who skillfully creates precise shapes such as a quilter or origami artist.

1. That was one hell of a performance, you shapester!

2. Only a true shapester could forge such a divine octahedral ornament.

Shapester by Spiral Stardust September 12, 2019

Shanaster 

Someone who engages in shanastery, tomfoolery, bullshit, or shady dealings

Mike Oxbig, puts Vaseline on his driver, he’s a Shanaster.

Shanaster by MRLING January 22, 2022

shiester 

Somebody who rips people off or does things that only benefits themselves.

Don't make deals with him, hes a shiester.

shiester by Simon D. February 8, 2005

shayesteh 

Is the best friend, ever.

She is beautiful and kind and very helpful in the hard situations. You can count on shayeste as the best friend ever!

Shayesteh is the best refigh in the world means you can never find a better friend

shayesteh by Moonsa August 19, 2018

shagster 

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends

"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"

shagster by DQ August 23, 2004

shapesturbating 

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016