Punched in 

1. When some one beats your ass so bad your face is caved in.

2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.

1. That mother fucker got punched in.

2. That bitch was punched in!

Punched in by Lassofsass March 19, 2015

punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011

Punched in the Kisser 

Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.

Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole

Punched in the Kisser by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012

Punched in the Facebook 

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.

I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon

Punched in the Facebook by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010

punched in the face 

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!

punched in the face by Estep March 30, 2009

punched in the stomach 

To forcefully hit someone in the stomach with your fist and knocked the wind out of them

Sandra just got punched in the stomach hard! She then doubled over falling on her knees and holding her stomach

punched in the stomach by belly button fanatic February 18, 2014

punched in the neck 

A metaphor and/or phrase referring to a hickey/the action of getting a hickey.

"did you notice the makeup on my neck?"-"No, why?"-"I was hanging out with Merry this weekend and uhh...-got punched in the neck."

punched in the neck by thefourthgeorge August 24, 2007