malcom, the 

The drug Ecstasy. Comes from the politcal figure Malcom X where as the X is also another way to eXtasy.

When going to the club you might want to bring up some of the malcom.

malcom, the by Anonymous October 22, 2003

malcom in the middle 

You're here. However, you want to be here ---> malcolm in the middle.

Bye

Malcom in the Middle is how some people spell Malcolm in the middle.

malcom in the middle by starky July 2, 2006

The Malcom X 

The act of getting a girl high, solely by shotgunning marijuana smoke into her vagina.

I got the bitch completely baked when i did the Malcom X to her.

The Malcom X by TheFistofDestiny December 9, 2008

malcolm in the middle 

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.

"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"

malcolm in the middle by Nastina August 9, 2005

Malcolm in the Middle 

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.

On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.

Malcolm in the Middle by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008

The Mighty Malcolm 

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.

Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?

The Mighty Malcolm by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011

malcolm in the middle 

when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity

Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.

malcolm in the middle by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009