burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.

burglar's moon by edjog December 16, 2005

Burglar’s Entrance 

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.

I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.

Burglar’s Entrance by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020

Sperm Burglar 

A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.

Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.

Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.

“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.

See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.

John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!

Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.

John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.

Sperm Burglar by Big Dongky October 19, 2019

Sand Burglar 

Any Middle-Eastern person you encounter who either annoys you or bothers you in any way.

Today I was playing basketball in my driveway. I went to get a drink and when I came back my basketball was missing. I assume a sand burglar stole my basketball and deep fried it for dinner.

Sand Burglar by BiiPolarBear August 8, 2009

Snatch Burglar 

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms

---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.

Snatch Burglar by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 17, 2009

speed burglar 

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

speed burglar by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

snerd burglar

A 90's insult that isn't ever used anymore. Similar do calling someone butthead or doofus.

Person 1: Dude you're such a butthead!
Person 2: Shut up you Snerd Burglar!

snerd burglar by #GamerWin June 12, 2019