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When a girl gives you head when you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Ohh my god i was taking this huge shit last night then some drunk chick came in and gave me head. It was the best blowken of my life.
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The Blowmen

The Blowmen were formed in a smoky bar in Bradford, England in 1982, when a failed speed-dating enterprise left guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York lovelorn, high and dry. It was there that they penned the first draft of their song "High Street." The Blowmen were determined to carry the faltering torch of punk rock into the mid-80s and out the other side. Playing underground gigs in West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire and East Riding of Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity, on a wish and a prayer, to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they were dismayed to discover that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners were seeking a band in desperation, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. The set they played resulted in the only known recording of their music, a live track exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. Some speculated that their concert would catapult them to fame in the States, but, alas it was not to be. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose. They are survived by York, who is best known today for his solo career and his brief stint off-Broadway starring in a one-man show called The Blown Man.
Dude, when The Blowmen died punk-rock died with them.
The Blowmen by Phil York July 29, 2012
Blow + Owen = Blowen

A person who is named Owen, but who is also a blowhole because of the gay shit he does.
Person 1: Is that your friend going into the male strip club?

Person 2: Yeah, it's just Blowen.
Blowen by isaidtoobad December 6, 2013

Blowtender 

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.
Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.
Blowtender by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

Blowmento 

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

blowvenge 

The act of taking physical revenge on a man during fellatio.
"Toni found out Corby was cheating on he, so she got blowvenge on him. He still cries when he pees."
blowvenge by HeligKo September 13, 2012