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(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
A term used when murder is just not enough.
Get away from me or I will smite you.
smite by TrixRabbit April 16, 2006
Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.
The knight will smite down any who oppose him.
Smite by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003
A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.
Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?

Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough
Smite by iHave2Thumbs November 26, 2016
I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!
Smite by Davezor October 21, 2003
smite - smote - smitten

To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.
Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?
Smite by Relentless July 26, 2005