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yogartventure 

Usually involves two friends, one of them being incredibly awkward and the other incredibly creative, proposes that they hang out by eating frozen yogurt, going go karting at an unknown location, ultimately creating an adventure. Thus, the three activities combine to make "yogartventure"
M: "Hey want to go on a yogartventure?"
A: "There must be something wrong with you."
yogartventure by adsfkj123789 June 13, 2010
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A yoga induced fart.
She ripped a yogart last night. We are all trying to relax and she lets one go. It stunk.
Yogart by eggwad July 7, 2010
an acronym meaning "yeah i give a rat's ass". usually used as a sarcastic response to another individual,
Did you see the new show on animal planet with the apes and the squirrels breeding?

YIGARA
yigara by Officer Rheazy November 30, 2011
An unexpected emission of gas from the anus during a yoga class.
I need a new yoga studio. I dropped the biggest yogart today. Totally ruined savasana.
Yogart by Grute Man October 6, 2015

Yogart Cave 

1] A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2] Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!
Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogart cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogart!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!
Yogart Cave by c-dog and p_c April 23, 2006

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick
Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

Yogart Slinger 

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.
"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."
Yogart Slinger by Zedonks March 11, 2009