tuerk 

a man who only eats yogurt and sips black tea regardless of location out of the same grateful dead mug every day of his life. Makes condescending remarks daily, and usually toward millennials

Tuerk ripped my booty hole on that exam, and then he called me out in front of the class.

tuerk by [e-mail] December 5, 2017

Terkin 

The terkin is a revolutionary hair piece that can be used as both a toupée and a merkin.

Is he wearing a terkin up top or down below tonight?

He's Twerkin and workin in the terkin.

Business in the front, party in your dacks.

Terkin by Ian From Werribee February 2, 2021

Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey Balls by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

Turkey (high five) 

A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"

Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).

Turkey (high five) by drucker789 April 12, 2009

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

turkeyfied by jpg3 November 27, 2014

fear turkey 

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.

"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)

fear turkey by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020

turk-a-lurk 

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.

Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.

turk-a-lurk by EuropeanWetDream08 August 9, 2008