1 definition by fourbiochembitches@p53.com

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a man who only eats yogurt and sips black tea regardless of location out of the same grateful dead mug every day of his life. Makes condescending remarks daily, and usually toward millennials
Tuerk ripped my booty hole on that exam, and then he called me out in front of the class.
by fourbiochembitches@p53.com December 05, 2017

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