Qalab is a guy who is annoying all the time and is disruptive in class. He also needs to pee all the time.
He can't pull any bitches but claims he can.
Term used mostly in south england , for going completely silly and psycho . When someone “ turns on “ his qarabag , he will begin to make strange noises and strange faces , then drop on the floor and act high .
Doc has just turned on his qarabag , look at him on the floor moving like a cockroach