do the doo

when gay guys are having butt sex and the guy craps on te guys dick

Joe:oooohooohhhh! aaaaaaaa godamit
aaron: wat
joe: u shat on my dick
aaron: fuck u, u asked to do the doo

do the doo by MADTV June 28, 2006

do the doo doo 

1. To defecate
2. To sodomise someone whose rectum is not empty

1. She's been in the toilet 10 minutes - I think she's doing the doo doo
2. I don't care if she's not ready - next time she bends over I'm gonna jump on her and do the doo doo

do the doo doo by Noxema-Tapioca May 5, 2009

do the doo doo 

To do the worst thing possible given a certain situation.

John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.

It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.

do the doo doo by 2014_chiguy April 11, 2007

do the dooley 

Refers to the act of having sex on top of a kitchen counter. Origins unknown.

Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Guy: Let's do the dooley.

do the dooley by Sweet Cheese Danish July 7, 2010

Do the Dooty Doot 

1) It is a simple motion that consists of a person slightly jumping off the ground repeatedly fast while saying "Do the Dooty Doot"

2) Sexual context: a guy who is getting his dick sucked or is pounding some hot chick.

3) Drinking context: in reference to a guy or girl who is completely shitfaced and is dancing in a manner where there head is down, hand(s) up and are jumping. They are also most likely spilling their drink everywhere as they are about to blackout.

1) Brian: "Yo Kevin, do the dooty doot!"
Kevin: <quickly jumps up and down> "DO THE DOOTY DOOT!"

2) Brandon: "Hey, I think James is in his bedroom with that hot brunette!"
Justin: "Sounds like he is about to Do the Dooty Doot!"

3) Heather: "Holly shit, Nicole, look at Kathleen, she looks like she is going to blackout soon!"
Nicole: "She probably will considering she is doing the Dooty Doot!"

Do the Dooty Doot by SlamDunkonYou February 26, 2011

Do the Doob 

The action of smoking a doobie/joint.

"Hey, man wanna do the doob?"

Do the Doob by BlackLegion94 December 8, 2009