coffing 

having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee

I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.

coffing by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

Cuffing Season 

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

power coffin 

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

power coffin by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

coffin guys 

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy

me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies

coffin guys by toss boy is god April 16, 2020

Cuffing the dummy 

Masturbating

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.

Cuffing the dummy by Macsloan December 11, 2014

flying coffin 

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

flying coffin by The Return of Light Joker February 3, 2012

coffin sex 

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.

A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.

coffin sex by un-named August 29, 2006