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Cantanip 

It's like catnip but has crack mixed into it.
Yo me and Blake's cat bout to go do some Cantanip, you in?
Cantanip by Benis100 May 15, 2020
To say something stupid, named after Oregonian columnist John Canzano.
Wow, you really pulled a Canzano there.
Canzano by Longlivethepit March 7, 2010

Cancaning 

Playing Offenbach's Cancan at full blast and thereby allowing people to hear it, basically works like a rickroll
Person 1: Gotta go and do some cancaning
a few moments later
Person 2: AAAAHHHHH! I have been cancaned for the 19821396862nd time!
Person 1: lol, get trolled
Cancaning by UrLocalSeagull May 4, 2023

cananicide 

The killing of a dog, chiefly where the death is not in the best interests of a dog. A veterinary surgeon who gave a lethal injection to kill a dog in pain would not be committing cananicide.
You put your clean linen on the washing line outside to dry, only to find your dog later has pulled it down, and it is filthy and needs to be washed. You are furious with the dog, kill it and you have committed cananicide.

Thoughts of cananicide are common amongst owners of "canine menaces" and those who loathe dogs.
cananicide by Dan Cole March 4, 2007

Cananicle 

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.
noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.
Cananicle by Marc April 3, 2005
A Candani is the boss of everything who lives in this world .he have the biggest dick,the best style and he is the lord of playboy's.he can switch shit in gold.
Most women's call a Candani when they doesn't get a orgasm,after 2-5 minutes they fall in love Whit him.
candani by buai January 3, 2017