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Juggle Bonito 

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.
N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!
Juggle Bonito by CP89 October 15, 2008
Related Words

La Isla Bonita

The Beautiful Island
"La Isla Bonita" (Spanish pronunciation: la ˈizla βoˈnita; English: "The Beautiful Island") is a song by the American singer Madonna from her third studio album True Blue (1986). She and Patrick Leonard co-wrote and co-produced the song, and Bruce Gaitsch provided additional songwriting. Sire Records released it as the album's final single on February 25, 1987.

Spitting Bonita

When a girl throws up and is mounted doggy style
The girl from New York had too much to drink and her boyfriend saw this as an opportunity for a spitting Bonita

Casa Bonita 

A totally rad mexican resturant where you can cliff dive go into the awsome scary cave then eat refired beans.
"Dude sex with your mom was soo cool."
"NO, not as cool as Casa Bonita!"
Casa Bonita by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005
The act of passing out on a flight of stairs with or without alcohol involvement. To Bonitz or Bonitzed
John pulled a Bonitz
Charlie is Bonitzing the stairs
George just Bonitzed the stairs
Bonitzing by krlgol7 December 5, 2011
A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".
I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"
Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008