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A gamer girl who is loyal to her friends. She will happily shank you if you fuck with her fam. She is accepting of all who do not slide in to her DMs with dictures, and has even been known to befriend trolls. A social butterfly, she can be found making friends in every chat and forum known to man, she is constantly determined to always bring the w00t to any situation.

Her attention is hard to keep if she hasn't been taking her ADHD meds. But just spell something incorrectly and she will appear out of nowhere to correct your sloppiness. If there doesn't seem to be a reason for her to start acting a little testy, feed her, send her dank memes and she will return to normal, fun af blondii.

Accept no substitutes.
blondii by xxblondiixx April 24, 2019
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Blonditus 

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009
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Blonddict 

A guy/girl that only dates blondes. Usually a football player or a jock.
Guy 1: Damn look at her ass!
Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.
Blonddict by WhyYouWantToKnow? June 22, 2016

Blondie Rosiie 

Noun
1. The most incredible, gorgeous and sexy woman.
2. A total bombshell babe.
3. The “boss”.

Nom

1. La femme la plus incroyable, trop belle et sexy.

2. Une bombe totale.

3. La boss.
I'm completely infatuated with Blondie Rosiie -- she has the most spectacular eyes. What a woman!

Je suis complètement entiché de @blondierosiie -- elle a les yeux les plus spectaculaires. Quelle femme!
Blondie Rosiie by K3ys3r S0z3 November 25, 2021
a nickname swifties use to describe taylor swift, usually when she’s driving us crazy
she’s been dropping hints for all 3 albums what do we expect

idk but blondie is driving us crazy

or

where is 1989 (taylor’s version) blondie?
blondie by rep era June 6, 2021

Blondie Bear 

Harmony's nickname for Spike.
Wesley: Spike
Angel: Spike!
Harmony: Blondie Bear!?
Blondie Bear by eaR eimaJ December 8, 2006
The name of one of the most original bands of the late seventies and early eighties, with a resurgence in the late ninties. They are known as "Punk" because that is the core of their music, but they mastered and touched upon several genres from jazz to hip-hop, girl-group to reggae, disco to country. Hit Songs include "The Tide is High", "Heart of Glass", "Rapture", "X-Offender" and "One Way or Another"
Debbie Harry-Vocals
Chris Stein/Frank Infante-Guitars
Gary Valentine/Nigel Harrison-Bass
Clem Burke-Drums
Jimmy Destri-Keys
Some fans think that Blondie's self-titled first album is their best work, but others maintain that "Parallel Lines" is the best showcase of their talent.
blondie by el brado July 5, 2003