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A fashionable cap for men, but equally charming for women, also known as a "driving cap" or properly a flat cap or informally a cheese cutter. The "birmie" is a symbol of the hard-working class in England and has a rich, juicy heritage. But, ask any Limey and they might say it was invented in Birmingham, England and therefore should only be worn by a Birmie. (The Yanks disagree, of course.)
Oh, drat! I forgot my birmie.

I wouldn't be much of a chauffeur without a birmie, now would I?

I recently visited Italy and saw lots of birmies for sale, but they weren't from England, so I brought back a coffee pot that doesn't work instead.

Any good lad coming of age should have his own birmie.

It's a bold fashion statement, wearing a birmie is. Birmies are not for the faint of heart.
birmie by jesselsteele October 18, 2017

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

Birdie Num Nums 

A line from hit movie, "The Party", starring Peter Sellers.
(To pet bird) Would you like some Birdie Num Nums?
Birdie Num Nums by Megan L September 25, 2006

little birdie 

little birdie by ink_13 July 15, 2005

Birmingham, MI 

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.
Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"

Birmingham Telephone Call 

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.
No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.