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Girstantas 

A floppy penis belonging to an old man
Oh man, that girstantas just touched your face
Related Words
Gwirst girst Girstantas Girstrich glirst Gwirt gwirth gwister
A true ladies man. He is good at ever sport he plays in and makes all the teams. He has a cousin named Abby. He is a math champion.
Dude, that kid is such a gwirth he played on the basketball, baseball, and football team. He must get all the ladies.
gwirth by gwirthfan April 27, 2010

Girstrich 

A large, swift-running flightless bird/giraffe (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long spotted neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird/giraffe. It is most commonly found in the St. Louis zoo.
"What is that over there? It looks like a giraffe, no, an ostrich." "No my friends, that there is a girstrich."
Girstrich by McFad January 12, 2009
The term for after a gay man in anal sex discovers his penis to be a mess of poo.
I finished but I had a gwister when I pulled out.
gwister by SusGayMan November 20, 2022
/Gərst/
noun: Desire, greed, obsession, or lust for girth, characterized by over eagerness or obsessiveness that is obvious to everyone around you.

Origin: First used and popularized at about 4AM during a lengthy daily stream in the twitch chat of girthy italian political twitch streamer mythicpolitics by the fellow politics/music streamer tofugh0st
Though Stanley claimed to have "zero-girst", everyone knew of their girsts for certain lead facilitators. Though it is true that they have not yet exhibited true acts of "girst", the potential girst building up inside them was yet to be converted into kinetic girst.
girst by WillSmokes March 13, 2022
The sound of a woman squirting pee at high velocity. G is for GASH and wirt is Squirt without the Sq. Short for Gash squirt. To Gwirt. She is Gwirting. She Gwirted.
She closed the door but I could still hear her Gwirt.
Gwirt by 0neHugeWang! August 21, 2018