Falonious 

A flake, Liar, Someone who never comes through for the team. Yu know tha Nigga thats always Braggin about wat he got but has nothing to show for it. Tha Nigga that just Lies for No reason. The Nigga that talks the most shit but wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight. He's FALONIOUS

"I just got a Bran New Car But its in the shop"- FALONIOUS STATEMENT!

Falonious by b-mack0709 May 18, 2009

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

Felonious Spunk by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

Falarious

When something is so funny u combine the word "fucking and hillarious" making the word falarious

Ross "OMG the joke Matt said today was so Falarious"

Jake "IK that kid in general is Falarious"

Falarious by Eman Ekaf May 27, 2010

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.

We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

Felonious Thelonius by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

felonimus 

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade

can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus

felonimus by Valdorus December 12, 2004

falarious

fucking hilarious

The movie we watched wuz so falarious

falarious by nicci March 28, 2004

felonious 

"Felony" like. Up to no good.
Any activity you could probably catch a felony by participating in.

1."What's that guy doing behind that building?"

"I don't know, but it looks pretty FELONIOUS."

2."She's the biggest troublemaker I know, totally FELONIOUS."

felonious by Bonnie Kate March 11, 2010