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destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.
husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"
destructions by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008

destructions

A step-by-step guide to destroy something.
You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.
destructions by Richard Hundhausen January 23, 2005

Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.
I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.
Destructions by AtticusJ July 6, 2016

distractionism 

Process of being distracted while yet still being sexy as hell.
Hey Maria your distractionism got the best of me the other day.. because your sexy as hell.
distractionism by Mac_007 December 7, 2020

Destructionship 

The relationship that blossoms from squad mates blowing shit up together.
destructionship brings us together!
Destructionship by FPSgamingFTW February 1, 2024

post destructionial depression 

post destructional depression - a state of mind where an individual is depressed, and doesn't have a home and feels homesick and hopeless, because he learned his home planet was destroyed (specifically, past life home)
I am so depressed, I wish the Universe wouldn't exist, I just want to go home to my home planet, Maldek...

- i think you have post destructionial depression, you will never feel home again..