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cannonballer 

Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.
I went to the bar last night then ate a quarter-pounder, then birthed a cannonballer this morning.
cannonballer by CRASH 513 April 13, 2010

Missouri Cannonball 

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
Missouri Cannonball by scrambangles November 19, 2012

Cum Cannonball 

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.
After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.
Cum Cannonball by Memphis Man November 3, 2013

cannonball 

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie "Deep Impact".
cannonball by Nick D November 23, 2004

Cannonball Run 

1.driving from coast to coast of the United States as fast as possible, often to break a record
Alex Roy recently broke the Cannonball Run in 31 hours, using a GPS system and police detector to avoid the police.
Cannonball Run by karrot January 6, 2009

cannonball docking

When guy 1 forces his foreskin over guy 2s foreskin while shooting his kidney stone in to his urethra while simultaneously jerking both dicks
John snags Jason ranking him close to give him a cannonball docking while he finishes his dr pepper
cannonball docking by Dock master69 December 19, 2020