Ass Crumb's 

The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.

--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)

Ass Crumb's by KyCalli September 21, 2015

crump stick 

A word for Shut The Hell Up And Go Home!!!

S.T.H.U.A.G.H

Westyn, you need to crump stick outta here

crump stick by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007

Crump Special 

Gin and tonic, the drink choice of champions. Respected the world over and enjoyed responsibly, The Crump Special is the embodiment of taste and refinement.

"I'll have a Crump Special!"

Crump Special by Archimedes Torquemada October 30, 2008

Chump's Quote 

The act of walking into a car dealership and asking the salesman for a price on a car instead of negotiating with the general manager.

I ended up getting fucked at the new car lot because I agreed to chump's quote.

Chump's Quote by grillinman75 April 22, 2021

crump-stick 

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

crump-stick by markergo September 25, 2007

Chump's Quote 

The act of getting a car quote only because you wanted to flirt with the salesman.

Larry went to the dealership to get a chump's quote only because he wanted to see his crush, Bob, one more time. Now they have been dating each other...

Chump's Quote by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021

Chump's Quote 

The act of going to a car dealership for a fake quote because you want to flirt with the salesman.

Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.

Chump's Quote by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021