brown bear
When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two.
brown bear by Bryeen S. April 1, 2008
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Brown Bear, Hawaiian: A male, usually of Hawaiian or other Polynesian descent who's primary activities in the wild consist of:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls
WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls
WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.
"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"
Brown Bear by ketchupandfries February 9, 2010
Brown bear
JD: Hi, who's your black friend?
Nathen: Did you just call me "black"? THE CORRECT TERM IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!
JD: Turk lets me call him brown bear...
JD: Hi, my African-American friend!
Turk: Call me brown bear!
Nathen: Did you just call me "black"? THE CORRECT TERM IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!
JD: Turk lets me call him brown bear...
JD: Hi, my African-American friend!
Turk: Call me brown bear!
Brown bear by Scrubs fan June 24, 2005
Brown Bear
-a mixed person who is basically the shit. Loves to cuddle, plays drums, runs, lots of luck with the ladies, has great friends, can drink a lot, plays video games, and is in complete love with the James Bond movies.
Brown Bear by DrumFro612 December 5, 2011
Brown Bear
nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.
JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.
Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.
Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck
Brown Bear by Silentkillr69 April 19, 2008
brown bear
being extremely intoxicated and hugging people and having deep talks in peoples ears at a high volume. Normally associated with being blackout. Common among white males.
"hey bro what did you do last night"
"No fucking idea i got so brown bear last night"
"shit...Typical Chazz"
"No fucking idea i got so brown bear last night"
"shit...Typical Chazz"
brown bear by browncub August 23, 2011
Brown Bear
Brown Bear by Shagwan January 13, 2011