1 definition by ketchupandfries
Brown Bear, Hawaiian: A male, usually of Hawaiian or other Polynesian descent who's primary activities in the wild consist of:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls
WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls
WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.
"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"
by ketchupandfries February 9, 2010