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ruby necklace 

-(n.) the act in which a female who is menstruating stands over the torso of her lover and sheds her blood, tissue, and unfertilized egg onto the neck of her partner, adorning him with a collar that resembles a necklace made of rubies.
Tanner was unaware that clots were released during menstruation until Jessica gave him a ruby necklace at the Rugby party.
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Ruby Necklace 

Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but with bloody semen due to a prostate infection or other urinary tract infection.
She thought she was going to get a pearl necklace, but I surprised her with a ruby necklace.

ruby necklace 

When your wo sits on your face to have you eat her pussy and she starts to get up and drips blood on your neck.
My friends wife gave me a ruby necklace for my birthday.
ruby necklace by Kadden4Play May 22, 2016

Ruby necklace 

When someone gives a series of hickeys across the chest that start and end at different sides of the neck.
She put hickeys across his chest in the shape of a necklace, a Ruby necklace.
Ruby necklace by MrMessyFace March 23, 2024

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026