dorkstick 

People who attempt to poke fun at someone who is obviously ALOT better than themselves. Jealousy won't get them anywhere.

Mitchell and Rob are dorksticks.

dorkstick by Kimberly Killingbeck March 27, 2008

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.

Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."

Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

Dopestick

a blunt

BonQuiQui, fire up that dopestick!

Dopestick by Grxxve.Dha.Cheese November 10, 2009

Dontstickituptherobia

deep rooted fear of bending over in public

I couldn't bow after my performance for fear that someone would sneak up on me from behind and sodomize me. Doctor says it's called Dontstickituptherobia.

Dontstickituptherobia by TheAntiSocial June 5, 2009

domestickles

When your spouse tickles you against your will in the home, you are a victim of domestickles.

Last night Rafe and I went to bed and I was subjected to vigorous tickling and am now suffering from domestickles based trauma

domestickles by Dorialoverofrafe October 22, 2019

dorkanickafareciosmattyoposomoonfrincelomquongrace 

A word for god in an ancient language

dorkanickafareciosmattyoposomoonfrincelomquongrace

dorkanickafareciosmattyoposomoonfrincelomquongrace by sssssaSAADAD June 14, 2021