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monkey's paw 

Every exceedingly positive thing has an exceedingly negative consequence.
Monkey's paw: The internet allowed you to see Daicon IV. The internet allowed for a group of retards to call it Ready Player One-tier.
monkey's paw by sanq January 18, 2019

tiger's paw

The view of a very obese woman's tight crotch -- it's got more folds than a camel's toe -- so the folds of flesh in addition to the normal slit of a vagina resembles a paw of a tiger
"No, honey, don't wear that thong to the orgy -- it shows your tiger's paw to the world."
tiger's paw by saustin January 16, 2008

cat's paw 

A Guinea pig i.e. someone to do the dangerous work.
A monkey wanted some chestnuts which were roasting in the ashes of the fireplace. A cat was sleeping on the hearth. To avoid getting burned, the monkey used the cat's paw to drag the chestnuts out of the ashes.
cat's paw by Earl F. Parrish February 28, 2006

Under the Cat's Paw 

Very drunk, specifically on gin.

A result of the "gin craze," British government tried to stem the flow of gin with prohibitive taxes and rules, which drove the gin scene underground during 18th-century England. Exploiting a loop-hole in these new regulations, where a bartender couldn't be prosecuted for serving gin if the police couldn't be sure exactly which bartender served it, wooden plaques shaped like a black cat (hence "Old Tom gin") were mounted on the outside wall of some pubs. These cat plaques had little paws, and under the cat's paw was a slot to put money in and a small lead tube. From the tube would come a shot of gin, poured by the bartender, who remained anonymous from inside the pub.

Today, "under the cat's paw," simply means to be very drunk on gin, perhaps to great excess, as that is where most of these gin-crazed bar-patrons would have spent most of their time.
"I'm going to be under the cat's paw tonight!"

"Billy, if you don't slow down on those martinis, you'll be under the cat's paw in no time!"

"I can't remember a thing- I was absolutely under the cat's paw!"

Bungle's Paw 

an unflushably large poo.
i just went to the toilet and bungle's paw was waving at me
Bungle's Paw by jimmy egypt April 3, 2011

Monkey's Paw 

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.
Monkey's Paw by Dandalorian December 15, 2022