peetus 

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme

andy szeto is a peetus

peetus by tony illes March 5, 2008

peetus 

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

peetus by kiskis January 16, 2017

peets 

A cute term for feets, particularly a cat’s or another animal’s

Look at those little peets!

peets by kil0j0ules September 13, 2018

Peets 

The cutest part of a hamb, the cat's paws.

"Hamb offer two peets, do you accept?"

Peets by BestGorlPorl July 27, 2018

pertussive 

Having a lingering strong cough that persists for weeks following a cold.

I had a cold 4 weeks ago but I am still mildly pertussive.

pertussive by DrDeeJ May 21, 2011

Peetsa 

Lolspeak for "pizza"

I no can has peetsa, yew no can has peetsa.

Peetsa by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

Pettus 

Hot and sexy just want to bang it.
A way of sex.

Were a guy and girl are under the bed banging.

We should go to the bedroom and do the pettus.

Pettus by Alycebabyy17849 August 12, 2008