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When one acquires money for something that has to do with one's penis.
Wheres my paynis, bitch!
Paynis by The paynis blaster August 1, 2010
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liam paynes dick; it brings pleasure and pain at the same time.
Dude, I just met a guy with a great paynis.
paynis by cutecumber October 5, 2015

[paynis] 

substitute for the less school appropriate term "penis"
widely used in coverse between bergen academy students in mass emails

a pathetic attempt of social defiance and yet an object of equally satisfying pleasure for those students whose heads are stuck in AP physics textbooks ten hours a day

trivia: rushdoony is the usual scapegoat for the aforementioned emails
I like tha paynis

rushdoony atcs 2010 did it!
[paynis] by acha10rushdoony February 27, 2008

Paynis Hayed 

Retarded version of the word penis head. Often used as an insult.
Paynis Hayed by Little_chris October 21, 2004
that man has a massive paynid
paynid by supersonics2020 September 7, 2020
Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011