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Turkeyed Out

(pronounced Tur-keed) A Drunk, Wasted, or Intoxicated state of mind combined with either hilarious, annoying & unpredictable behavior.

Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.

When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.
Check out Jeff trying to text with his eyes closed. Man, he's all turkeyed out.

Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.

Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.
Turkeyed Out by GreenJeans1 November 8, 2009

Gettin’ turkeyed 

1. Falling victim to a prank.
2. Drinking alcohol until belligerent.
Saturday night baby we gettin’ turkeyed!’

TurkeyDie 

Basically a Living dead turkey guy
Hey, Are you TurkeyDie?
TurkeyDie by MonkeyDie April 25, 2020

TurkeyDinosaur 

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.
TurkeyDinosaur is my idol
TurkeyDinosaur by notdelno July 24, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026