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Featherless biped with a weak soul. Believes his knowledge flies far above that of anyone else. Most regard a "Creve," in a sense, as napoleonic.

Creve, also spelled Creeve is a variant of the name Stephen or Steve. Eastern spellings of the name include Kreve. Debate exists over the derivation of the word. While most affirm it arose from "creepy Steve," others insist it has its roots in the foreign term "krEVILicious." Closely related to metroflex.
A: Yo, I saw this duuuudee walk by today. He had an e-book reader, a cool new iphone, a deep masculine voice, and a mind and level of self-absorption unlike any I've ever seen. Hmm...come to think of it, maybe there wasn't much more to him (or her...or it?) than the expensive gadgets.
B: Yup. That was a Creve.
creve by The "Fool" February 25, 2008
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Featherless biped with a weak soul. Believes his knowledge flies far above that of anyone else. Most regard a "Creve," in a sense, as napoleonic.

Creve, also spelled Creeve is a variant of the name Stephen or Steve. Eastern spellings of the name include Kreve. Debate exists over the derivation of the word. While most affirm it arose from "creepy Steve," others insist it has its roots in the foreign term "krEVILicious."
A: Yo, I saw this duuuudee walk by today. He had an e-book reader, a cool new iphone, a deep masculine voice, and a mind and level of self-absorption unlike any I've ever seen. Hmm...come to think of it, maybe there wasn't much more to him (or her...or it?) than the expensive gadgets.
B: Yup. That was a Creve.
creve by The "Fool" February 25, 2008
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Creve Coeur 

Creve Coeur is White Trash! I thought Pekin was white trash, then I found Creve Coeur!
Creve Coeur by Creve Coeur July 13, 2018

Creve couer

A hobo Johnson song title which in French translates to English with means “one broken heart” meaning when you love someone so much and they don’t feel the same back
Everyone experience creve couer 1 once in a life time
Creve couer by Rosha Licous December 8, 2020

Creve Coeur Crepe

Two unattractive men vigorously scissoring to the point of ejaculations, whilst screaming there mother's names in swxual gratification.
Did you see those two homeless me. Doing the creve coeur crepe under the bridge??

Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.