fart sandwich 

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.

fart sandwich by Rob Mitchell December 7, 2006

fart sandwich 

Where one passes wind into the palms of their cupped hands, thereby trapping the odour, then releasing the odour into the face of an unsuspecting victim.

Andy nearly threw up after that fart sandwich

fart sandwich by Alz and Levi December 14, 2008

fart sandwich 

When a small fart is passed and remains caught as a small bubble between the butt cheeks.

I felt the filling of my fart sandwich slowly inching to the top of the crack, thus I knew its release was imminent.

fart sandwich by Mona Swompp November 6, 2007

Fart sandwich 

The act of, while in the bath, placing one's testicles over one's anus and farting

Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough

Fart sandwich by fingerfucker May 21, 2016

Fart Sandwich 

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

Fart Sandwich by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010

Fart Sandwich 

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.

Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.

Fart Sandwich by Dr Irka January 2, 2021

fart butt sandwich 

The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.

Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.

fart butt sandwich by chuck stieg February 8, 2008