inkbutt

inkbutt: The end result of wiping ones rectumm with printed pages. Preferably; the "Auto Trader" due to high ink content. Can be identified on an individual by viewing the underwear from the inside, or any surface that has been pressed against like a printing press. The impresion left often resembles that of a flat tip screw.

I see were out of TP again. You must have inkbutt cause theres a screw on the toilet.

inkbutt by Hamerhead Mike and Mr. Leavines February 4, 2008

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inkbottom

The unsightly bottom stains aquired by accidentaly planting one's posterior on a faulty pen or ink-using device.

Hehe, you got an inkbottom.

inkbottom by stiastyles June 20, 2007

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inkbutt • Inbuttinence • inbuttment • inkbottom

inbuttment

/ɪn'bʌtmənt/ u.noun from spanish enculamiento process on which people act as if they were in love due to the strong physical (mostly sexual) connection inbetween them, normally leading to poor decision making.

Mariel went through such an inbuttment with Jose that she didn't care to be seen in inappropriate places with him.

inbuttment by El teacher November 28, 2022

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Inbuttinence

The inability to hold your poop. It is a blanket term for the condition, consisting of varying stages. In extreme cases patients may lose total control over their bowels - consultation with a medical professional is advised

"I got to the toilet but couldn't get my pants down in time before things got messy."
"Haha you got a little case of Inbuttinence there bud."

Inbuttinence by toolsh3d369 November 16, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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