poop stache

A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.

Evelyn: "Look at John, isn't he a hottie?"

Abby: "Yeah, too bad he has a poop stache"

poop stache by brittany snow February 2, 2008

poop satchel 

A device use to harness/ensnare poop or fecal particles for future use.

"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"

poop satchel by Dustin Fucking Jones November 26, 2007

Poopstacle 

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

Poopstacle by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

poonstache by Jamed January 11, 2009

poopstache 

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

poopstache by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

poofstache 

A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.

Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.

poofstache by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006