SHY PUSSY BITCH!
Hi, I don't knowhow to talk to girls or how to be a boy. I am lacking testicles. I will text you, but then in person I won't talk to you because you're "annoying". I suddenly turn blush when a female is in within a 5 mile radius. My hooking up experience is minimal to none.
Sparkle Peen (Penis) Brigade --- refers to the sparkly nature of vampires in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books. Especially the romantic hero of the books, Edward. Well, if the rest of Edward sparkles ...
A member of the SPB is a fan of Twilight, and a fan of Twiight fan fiction (especially good, smutty Twilight fan fiction)
SPB (Swedish Pagans Bullying) is the act of forcing singer for Sabaton Joakim Brodén to sing Swedish Pagans live ususally starting with the crowd singing the starting chant of the song "Whoah ohhhhhh ohh"
*at a live Sabaton show*
crowdmember 1: Whoah ohhhhhh ohh
crowdmember 2: oh its time for SPB? *shrug* Whoah ohhhhhh ohh