Punstipation 

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns. But the only way out is punperation H. Thanks

Punstipation by lehi53 January 11, 2009

Punstipation 

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns from John F. But the only way out is punperation H.

Punstipation by lehi53 January 30, 2008

pisstipation 

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.

The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.

pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006

pornstipation 

The condition where an individual becomes incapacitated to masturbate anymore by watching porn because he is supposedly in love now.

The condition led by excessive masturbation in a short duration of time. Physical symptoms include a dead dick and hand shaking it vigorously in hopes of getting one last hit!

I never thought I could have pornstipation until I shagged for the 7th time in 2 hours

pornstipation by 98ska June 6, 2011

cunstipation

The act of a female missing their period.

"Bitch, you got cunstipation?! I'm too young to be a father!"

cunstipation by Fupa Troopa January 19, 2010

Funstipation 

1. When an individual or group try as hard as possible to have fun, but inevitably fails.

2. When you want to have fun, but it's just not coming out. Kinda like poop.

Due to the major funstipation we were experiencing, we ended up at Denny's because that's all our crappy city has to offer.

Man, I'm so funstipated. It sucks.

Funstipation by Titty McGarglenuts October 7, 2009

peestipation 

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.

Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."

peestipation by cleverness April 19, 2009