melonous

A girl with large, juicy, round breasts

Holy shit, that girls got some melonous tits.

by Whiffolint April 6, 2009

Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.

Tommy is acting rather melonous today.

by scearbin October 11, 2021

melonious

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc

Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious

by urbanewebster November 6, 2008

melonious

Adjective used to describe a pretty girl with nice boobs.

Check out that melonious babe walking this way.

by Eric the Quant June 19, 2007

melonious

of or relating to melons in shape or resemblance

Damn bra, Alexandra got some melonious lips on her, I'd love to kiss on those.

by MartinsEars August 3, 2022

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

by roller June 10, 2005

Melonious

Breasts that are swollen like melons

My boobs are completely melonious today!

by BBBruce June 8, 2018