moustache 

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.

Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives

moustache by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Moustache 

The growing and manicuring of hair on one's upper lip, usually by an adult male. Also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.

Are you growing a moustache for Movember?

Fuckin rights I am!

Moustache by TMMS November 2, 2010

Moustache 

Hair above the upper lip. And some thing all cool Buffalos have.

WOAH! look at the killer moustache

Moustache by buffaloshavemoustaches June 20, 2010

Moustache 

noun

pronounced: mous-tache

a female mustache

Look at the moustache on Jessica.

Moustache by Andreides November 25, 2010

moustache 

the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals

"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"

moustache by sarcastasticnostalgia August 25, 2011

moustache 

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).

Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.

moustache by Ashley G October 7, 2003

moustache 

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff

yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O

moustache by Neil November 15, 2004