Feed the ducks 

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

Feed the ducks by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

Feed the Ducks 

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."

Feed the Ducks by Wesnile In Bulk January 10, 2012

feed the ducks 

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."

feed the ducks by Jenlia Franceroyalty September 16, 2008

Feed the Ducks 

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

Feed the Ducks by barffbag June 14, 2018

Feed the ducks 

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

Feed the ducks by Nate Dogg September 11, 2003

Feed the Ducks 

Used on the website Stargate-Alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about Stargate.

Feed the Ducks, because they have a life and you don't!

Feed the Ducks by ~Oma~ July 25, 2011

feed the ducks 

Phrase made popular by none other than Kelly McCoy as a way to say “go f@$k yourself” or “leave me alone.” Similar to the saying, “kick rocks”

I don’t have time for your drama. Find a hobby. Why don’t you go feed the ducks

feed the ducks by Phoenix35 December 14, 2020