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Swinging dick gandelier 

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

Xanderize 

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.
Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.
Xanderize by BatGirl October 17, 2006

glanderize 

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
glanderize by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009

Gandering 

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.
I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.
Gandering by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

Genderite 

A person, typically an SJW, who places great importance on gender identity to the point where they believe it’s the only thing that identifies and validates them. They appear to want nothing more than to be viewed as normal and yet do everything they can to try to stand out at the same time for the sake of getting attention or special treatment.

They are usually seen in the comments section demonizing anyone who refuses to remember every gender pronoun in existence and telling anyone who outrightly refuses to believe in the notion of there being separate genders outside of male and female what horrible people they are.

Not to be confused with a transtrender.
Person 1: "Dude, the other day, I asked this random chick for the time and she literally started screeching at me about how bigoted I am for assuming her gender, even though she admitted to identifying as a girl with she and her pronouns.”

Person 2: "Wow, didn't think you'd run into a Genderite outside the internet."
Genderite by Gladilay October 26, 2017

Genderized 

It’s not sexist but when someone looks at something and says that’s for girls/boys
The color pink is so genderized