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Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.

Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek
jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you
Jupid by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
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JupiterMGO

JupiterMGO usually refers to young adult males that pose as female gamers in any online type of game. This is only usually done to get people to look at certain things like youtube pages and things of that sort.

After being revealed as a male, this male usually only plays the game with people who are very good at it, and will most likely never play with his long time friends ever again.
"Dude I just found out about this girl on Metal Gear Online. Her name is Erika and she's so hot, check out her youtube page it's.
(Two weeks later) Dude I just found out 'Erika' is a guy! What a JupiterMGO!...Oh well at least the pictures from his youtube page is of a hot girl."
JupiterMGO by oldspice22 June 15, 2009
Your stereotypical cheap, selfish, clingy, lying, lifeless, hypocritical, bandwagoneer, pot head, creepy, cheating, and just plain weird and worthless friend who you always seem to still hang out with.
"Hey dude, can I bum a cig?"
"No way man I just bought a pack that was $5.87"
"You're being a real juidici right now"
Juidici by Tim Dicks February 16, 2008
Julide is an uncommon name for a girl. She is very beautiful and smart and amazing and everyone loves her. She is strong and puts Bitches in their place. ;)
Julide is so beautiful, I wish I was her 😍
Julide by Someone You Wish You Knew September 19, 2015

Jupiter's Cock 

A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.

As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
Spartacus has a lot of cock talk.....so, by Jupiter's Cock, you're guaranteed to be hammered!

jupiter booty 

dang that Jessica has a Jupiter booty
jupiter booty by supreme_gurls1 April 11, 2014