whisker tits 

noun - a set of breasts on a woman that have light bristly hairs that surround the areola. Otherwise known as a nip o' clock shadow.

1: Hey look at those titties. I'd like to plant my face in those.
2: No way man, she's got whisker tits. You might choke on a hair.

whisker tits by THE MIGHTY STU October 30, 2007

Whisper tits 

A flat chested Woman

Hey Whisper tits! Where's my supper?

Whisper tits by themilkofothers January 16, 2015

Whiskey Tits 

a phrase to call ones self or ones girlfriends/friends after the girl in question has been out sloppily drinking whiskey and sloshing it down her chin (where it drips into the bra) or directly into the cleavage.

unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.

"Man, Dawn came home completely whiskey tits last night"

Whiskey Tits by xtle August 26, 2009

whiskey tits 

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

whiskey tits by the December 21, 2004

whiskey tits 

Fat perky sweaty male boobs.

Something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man boobs.

A perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.

Side effects: Sticy hands, and a whining buddy.

At some public place with lots of folks:
Jonas " WHISKEY TITS!!!!

Mike " Uh...?! "
Jonas twist it.
Mike " Aaaaaaaaaah, what the fuck man!!! "

Mike " What the hell did you do that for.. "

Jonas " ITS FUN "

whiskey tits by The Vince. May 26, 2010

Whiskey Tits 

to breastfeed while drunk.

Last night the baby slept all night after feeding on whiskey tits.

Whiskey Tits by Coleenah July 28, 2011

Whiskey Tits 

A pair of exceptionally large breast in reference to the size of whiskey barrels sitting upon her chest

I met this chick from new york last night and she had a huge pair of whiskey tits

I had a rough day at work I need to suck on a nice pair of whiskey tits to relieve my stress.

Whiskey Tits by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019