Elf’s suitcase 

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

Elf’s suitcase by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

Suitcase School 

A term used to describe a college or university at which students travel home frequently on weekends, creating a lack of involvement and a 'ghost-town' like atmosphere.

Matthew: "I'm going home this weekend because there is nothing to do."

Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."

Suitcase School by whoareyouatlr October 13, 2011

Suitcase slut 

When you're only a whore while travelling.

Oh he's / she's a suitcase slut.
What a suitcase slut.

Suitcase slut by munich.madness January 29, 2021

Suitcase Surprise 

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.

"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"

Suitcase Surprise by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018

the suitcase stuffer 

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”

Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.

the suitcase stuffer by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

suitcase handles by WKid May 21, 2006

cheap suitcase 

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".

Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.

cheap suitcase by Assbag666 May 27, 2013