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Silenced Fart 

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
Silenced Fart by The Duncster August 2, 2012

Silenced AK-47 

The weapon of choice for those who enjoy spray and pray tactics during stealth runs in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield.

Also being developed as a new and real thing in the weapons industry.
You're not real, you're imaginary, like a silenced ak-47

You silenced the motherland? *gasp* Stalin would have a fit!
Silenced AK-47 by Laurelyn March 17, 2015

silenced pp7 

a person who is often quiet, or one who is quiet at the present time. the term is derived from the classic nintendo James Bond video game series.
q: yo is dwyer heated?

a: he must be, he's been silenced pp7 all night.
silenced pp7 by jsnyd October 5, 2005

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.
"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.
silenced orgasm by Skippy June 6, 2004

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher 

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

Silenced PP7 

A fucking powerhouse only used by English spies
"Damn bro you got a silenced PP7? I didn't know you were Bames Jond!"
Silenced PP7 by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023