assviolin

A rare instrument of the string family produced in German restrooms. Other instruments in this family include the assviola, asscello, assbass (not to be confused with asscannon), assguitar, assbanjo, assfiddle, or asszamboni.

Zeig den bogen uber meine arschgeige
"Draw your bow across my assviolin"

assviolin by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

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assholing

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

assholing by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

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assholing

The act of being an asshole.

Damn it Matt, your assholing all over the place.

assholing by Matt O January 22, 2004

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assholiness

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010