assviolin 

A rare instrument of the string family produced in German restrooms. Other instruments in this family include the assviola, asscello, assbass (not to be confused with asscannon), assguitar, assbanjo, assfiddle, or asszamboni.

Zeig den bogen uber meine arschgeige
"Draw your bow across my assviolin"

assviolin by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

assholing 

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

assholing by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

assholing 

The act of being an asshole.

Damn it Matt, your assholing all over the place.

assholing by Matt O January 22, 2004

assholiness 

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

assholiness 

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness 

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009