uphold 

A gay man who, while messing around with around gay man, thrusts his penis under the other mans penis, holding it up.

Last night me and my boyfriend were sword fighting and I gave him an uphold.

uphold by ShaniquaJackson November 29, 2007

upholstery 

Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.

Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)

upholstery by Tanaka Mushi April 4, 2009

uphole 

rectum poophole shitter ass butthole

A word used to describe the rectum in reference to anal intercourse.
It gets its name from an object (penis, dildo, finger, banana, etc.) being insterted UP the assHOLE, thus the word UPHOLE.

(see also sucknut)

Fuck my uphole you cha-cha sucknut.

Shit son, her uphole was tight as hell.

uphole by yeathatsit April 28, 2006

upholstered 

Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."

He is so upholstered that a heart attack is imminent.

upholstered by Bill Peters October 14, 2006

unholdable 

A kid online who uses a vpn (specifically an ovh/nfo) and flexes it saying they cant be held offline. They claim they are “unholdable”.

Sped says hes unholdable because nobody can ddos his ovh/nfo vpn.

“Haha im unholdable. You’ve been trying for an hour to ddos my ovh but im still online. I told you im unholdable”

unholdable by Unholdable January 26, 2019

palate for upholstery 

When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery

palate for upholstery by juleybee December 14, 2010

upholstered 

To be so high you become one with the couch.

Man after i smoked that blunt, i was upholstered.

upholstered by Big8ball September 23, 2016