uphole

rectum poophole shitter ass butthole

A word used to describe the rectum in reference to anal intercourse.
It gets its name from an object (penis, dildo, finger, banana, etc.) being insterted UP the assHOLE, thus the word UPHOLE.

(see also sucknut)

Fuck my uphole you cha-cha sucknut.

Shit son, her uphole was tight as hell.

by yeathatsit April 28, 2006

uPhone

Borrowing someone's iPhone to use for yourself.

Reginald: What's the name of that movie with Kevin Bacon?
Tiffany: I dunno, look it up on your iPhone.
Reginald: I don't have one... but that's okay. I'll uPhone it. Hey Logan, let me use your iPhone. I need some free G.

by Chris.G May 3, 2011

upholstery

Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.

Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)

by Tanaka Mushi April 4, 2009

upholstered

Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."

He is so upholstered that a heart attack is imminent.

by Bill Peters October 14, 2006

palate for upholstery

When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery

by juleybee December 14, 2010

upholstered

To be so high you become one with the couch.

Man after i smoked that blunt, i was upholstered.

by Big8ball September 23, 2016

upholsturbate

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

by Brown6678 April 22, 2008