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shit tits 

1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.

Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.

1 b. Something bad.

2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.

3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."

1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"

2. "Shit tits!"

3. "you don't know shit tits about that"
shit tits by Nhibby December 12, 2009

shit tits 

1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer

2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever
1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits

2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits
shit tits by Robert Williamson April 20, 2005

Shit Tits 

an awesome word meaning tits that are extremely shitty. this phrase is normally said when scared, or when you feel like being awesome.
"HOLY SHIT TITS!"

"whoa dude look at those shit tits"
Shit Tits by Some Douch February 4, 2010

Shit tits 

When you it's 3qm
Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr
Shit tits by HoneyZBamBam May 28, 2021

Shit tits 

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.
I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man
Shit tits by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

Shit-Tits 

One (A female) who stuffs shit into their bra.
"That chicks got shit-tits!"
Shit-Tits by MRAHHHHH August 22, 2007