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taken to the cleaners 

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment
i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

Brass Clangers 

coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."
Brass Clangers by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010

clangers 

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
clangers by flatster January 19, 2008

Cleanage 

"Cleanage Girl" - Recent Pop-Punk slang for a generally clean seeming teen girl (particularily of the "preppy" nature). The type to wear Holister, American Eagle, Abercrombie, etc.
Cleanage girls, they are the best
Cleanage by GdJ January 3, 2007

Floor Cleaners 

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
Floor Cleaners by gemba August 1, 2011

Cleaners Surprise 

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.
"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."
Cleaners Surprise by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009