When tappin' a bootay, dig your talons into the sides of her voluptuous glutes. As you thrust your man-bird-piece into her snatch, begin to screech like a bird of prey and flap your arms as if you could fly. (feathers optional)
Bob: "I've always wanted to disprove laws or gravity, or become the new evolution of man"
Marquis: "Yo, why don't you kill two birds with one stone (so to speak), call up Sally, and Hawkman that ho until yo feet leave the ground."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).